excessunrated:

I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE THE ROOM I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

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My mom picks the most random times to bother me.

sodamnrelatable:

ovocrooks:

I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business

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& she’ll come in my room like

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"Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment."

fledging-finch:

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

You missed one.

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They call that one “the tumblr girl” bird

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farmweather:

Madeline, daughter of Eloise, granddaughter of Orion, introduced two little doelings of her own into the world yesterday. 

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